I... am 112% blonde. Aside from being mathmatically impossible I don't even have blonde hair!

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you weren't talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree.
[ ] You know from experience that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" have the same melody.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the The Matrix and still dont get it it.
[x] You didn't notice that "the" was written twice in the last question. [I noticed... and fixed it, before reading this.]
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally lit something on fire.
[x] You have accidentally stabbed yourself in the nose/eyes/cheek/etc with a straw.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] You just laughed.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you're telling a story, you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your inside voice.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You/ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things. (Unintentionally.)
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

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